just a night at grandma's

katie- "cute bonnets"
girls- "thanks, they're grandpa's"
my dad just had surgery, thus the diapers. he's not usually incontinent. we had a good laugh.

momma day

for mommy day, jenny and me tag teamed my mom's hair and i gussied her up with some makeup. paris applied the hairspray. what a fox.

my worst nightmare came true

you know that dream you have when it's your first day of school, and your naked? well it happened. ok i wasn't all the way naked(sure felt like it), and it was a gym, not school. so i "RE" started weight watchers (totally recommend), and i made a goal to join a gym. after a 2 months of deciding which gym i wanted to join (slacker), i settled on 24 hour fitness. costco sells a 2 year membership that averages to about $12 a month. it was too good of a deal to pass up. so today was my big "first day". i was coming from work, so i brought my gym bag with all the necessities (baggy shirt and long shorts). after making a "meat market" joke to the desk guy who was clearly gay (realized it after he didn't laugh at the joke), and walking the totally wrong way to the bathroom, in front of the mirrors where everyone is staring(i was so red), i finally made it. i went into the bathroom to change, and low and behold, my baggy,comfy shorts aren't in the bag. of course they aren't.. i thought i'd take them out like an idiot and use them at the pool the day before. i seriously almost started crying. i drive all this way to work out, and i have no shorts. there was no way in heck i'm letting shorts defeat me. just so happens i packed my WHITE,SEE THROUGH,TOO SHORT,SKIN HUGGING, spandex which i NEVER use, but my black ones were lost.(of course) long story long, i walked my little dimply butt to the very back corner treadmill, with my head tucked between my legs, where no one could see me from behind. so i ran on the treadmill wearing my DEATHLY TIGHT, SEE THROUGH, BUM HUGGING spandex on the treadmill. watching a 40lb overweight chick running on the treadmill with those was probably a sight to see. it probably didn't help that i was laughing the whole time i ran. not just laughing, BELLY laughing. if you know me, it's loud, like a witch.totally blew my cover. im packing two outfits from now on. big, oversized, comfy shorts.

short hair = running faster

my nephews got big boy hair cuts so they can run faster :) the pics are too cute not to post.

the az tram light rail train subway thingy

we totally rode the rail. totally awesome. turns out phoenix is bumpin at night. we chose not to go clubbin. we had a 4 year old (brooklyn) with us and a pregnant (lindsey) gal. (we actually never have been clubbin, but the bumpin music was tempting) jk. the ride to phoenix was too sweet. so we're sitting in the train along with like 2 other people. old man river decides that the seat next to very pregnant lindsey (where her purse was) is the only seat he is sitting in. so he decided to scoot lindsey's purse over, and "shimmy" into the seat. he had to litterally wedge himself to fit between her and the pole. not to mention he had 5 cigars in his pocket and a beating stick in his backpack. did i mention there was 35 to 50 seats for him to lounge in? well the pics will make you feel like you were there. haven't laughed that hard for a while. i totally was laughing right in front of him, didn't even care. poor lindsey. and yes the man has a foopa.

Lame MClamerson

So we have no internet at our house.(no cable or phone either) Turns out when you don't pay the bill, they shut it off, and cancel your service.What's even more awesome, is when you don't call COX and say, "hey go ahead and cancel our service, even though you already sent us a letter saying you cancelled it", you still get charged for 3 months of service. So the stubborn SOB's we are, wont pay it. Which means no internet, (or cable) since november 19th. (Yes im suprised im still alive as well.) So that's why my blog sucks so hard. But I think my pride has carried on long enough, so hopefully we'll be up and running in no time. Pay the $400 of internet and cable that we shouldn't owe. No more blogging from my iphone which takes 45 min for a 10 line post. No more bumming off my mom's dvr for my shows. No more sucky blog.

little behind

We had our 2nd anniversary on the 11th. (woo hoo!) We tried goin to the Grand Canyon but didn't go (lack of planning on my part). So we did the regular anniversary stuff. We went to Ruth's Chris for dinner. I've waited 2 years to go, and it took that long to save money to go :). So it was pretty sweet. The highlight for me was when they sprinkled little Happy Anniversary's all over the table. O and we stayed in a hotel that had a private jacuzzi for your room. (totally recommend it). But the absolute highlight of our anniversary weekend was they accidentally gave our room away, so dave and I slept on separate twin beds. Happy Anniversary!